A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Penis penis poop butt

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