Murder me once, shame on you.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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your a towel.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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