- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

women's rights

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

Mitt Romney.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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