Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Spell: “This word”

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

I like pom

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Women's Rights.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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