A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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guess what what? nothing.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Black People.

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Cancer.

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bum sex lol

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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You have cancer

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