Yes.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

the cast of the jersey shore

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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