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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

a man walks into horse bar

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

yo momma so fat that she's fat

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Guess what? No.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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