What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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this is a joke

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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