A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Hippopatomous!

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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