What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Cold camel scrotum.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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