Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Lisa’ house needed to be painted and her brother offered to do it for her. Lisa thought it was a nice gesture and told him that she wanted the house in antique white. However; after painting the house, Lisa noticed that her brother had used a color with a dark yellow tone. ”Are you sure this is Antique white?” she asked him. ”Offcourse!” he said. Afraid of hurting his feelings, Lisa didn’t dare to say anything. Ten years later, the house needed to be painted again. This time Lisa wanted to hire a professional painter, but her brother insisted on doing for her. He brought the paint, which Lisa recognized as the same yellow paint, with a color that Lisa had really begun to hate. ”Brother, are you sure this is antique white?” she asked, forcing a seriousness in her voice. ”Offcourse!” he answered, and Lisa was still too embarressed to object. Her brother didn’t have an easy life and she didn’t want to break his confidence. So the house was painted, same as before. Lisa did however notice a strange light in her brothers eyes. Another ten years passed, and the house needed to be painted a third time. This time however Lisa had had enough. Though it was her brother, she had become increasingly ashamed of her house had even stopped having guests over. With a deep breath she picked up the phone and called up her brother, ready to confront him. A woman answered; it was his wife. She could hardly speak because of her sobbing. Unfortunately Lisa’s brother had been killed in a car accident earlier that day.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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