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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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