What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

What is long and black The unemployment line

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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