Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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alert("The Game");//

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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