A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Matt Damon

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Where's my tractor?

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Obama

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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