What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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