What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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what is big and white? the moon

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Once upon a time.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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