- Anti Joke

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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