A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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The cow went moo

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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motley crew

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Hashtag

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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