Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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