What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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