What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Why was Timmy sad?

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Obama

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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