what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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1+1 =? Too

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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What is the difference between a duck?

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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