- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats your name? bumder:)

involved parents.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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