- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child with cancer grows up.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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