Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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buttcrack thumbs up

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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