why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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conrad profit

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Hi my name is Jim

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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