- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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my namew is jd

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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