Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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24!

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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