a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Anti Joke

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