Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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