- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Stop being a centipede

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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