a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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fack me!

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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Anti Joke

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