- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Society.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Get in the Batmobile.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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