POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

You should never talk to strangers.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

who is awesome? no one...

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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