How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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#scabbers

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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involved parents.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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