- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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