What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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