That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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no

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Ouch.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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