roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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