A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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