- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

Smart Blondes

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Doorbell salesman.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

That didn't hurt.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Type 2 diabetics

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??