What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Comedy.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Poop

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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