An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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