What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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