What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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A snake walks into a bar

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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This is not a joke.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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NASCAR

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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