- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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