People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

why?

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

A new restaurant KKKcake

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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