- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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