- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Knock Knock. Come in.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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