- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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