The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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women's rights

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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