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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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