What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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