Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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