- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

liam buchan is gay !

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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