- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Matt Damon

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

stop it ryan vallee

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Where's my tractor?

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

I have no ideas.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Gadaffi

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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