Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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A jew go out of a bar

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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