whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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