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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Hi Shelby!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

How do u shit With ur ass

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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