What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

I have a crush on my dad.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

You just won the game...

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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