Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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