- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

twilight

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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